On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational… This is what we call the Muppet Show. Were gonna do it. Give us any chance well take it. Give us any rule we’ll break it. We’re gonna make our dreams come true?

Maybe you and me were never meant to be!

But baby think of me once in awhile. I’m at WKRP in Cincinnati. I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you. I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you. All of them had hair of gold like their mother the youngest one in curls. The Love Boat soon will be making another run. The Love Boat promises something for everyone. It’s time to put on makeup. It’s time to dress up right. It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Its mission – to explore strange new worlds to seek out new life and new civilizations to boldly go where no man has gone before.

It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights. It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

Now were up in the big leagues getting’ our turn at bat. He’s gainin’ on you so you better look alive. He busy revin’ up his Powerful Mach 5. So this is the tale of our castaways they’re here for a long long time.

They’ll have to make the best of things its an uphill climb. And we’ll do it our way yes our way. Make all our dreams come true for me and you?

Thank you for being a friend.

Travelled down the road and back again. Your heart is true you’re a pal and a confidant? Thank you for being a friend. Travelled down the road and back again. Your heart is true you’re a pal and a confidant. Makin their way the only way they know how. That’s just a little bit more than the law will allow.